<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316</id><updated>2011-07-16T13:30:18.131-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Slut Hero</title><subtitle type='html'>Raiders of Drunk Women songbiting Sir Real</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>38</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-5200409708951617687</id><published>2009-12-05T19:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T22:43:54.868-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Christmas Tunes Unexpurgated</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 51);font-family:courier new;" &gt;...As A Corn-Cob Pipe Dream Comes True&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dribble, kibble, nibblin' her bits,&lt;br /&gt;Juicy lips, sticky fingertips.&lt;br /&gt;Sweet ass crossjostlin'; she loves it when I squeeze her tits,&lt;br /&gt;As a deep switch flips, her yummy yoni spits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SxtJhaquPEI/AAAAAAAABtM/7TjYDNWZK0I/s1600-h/mistletoe+belt+buckle.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:left;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 104px; height: 78px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SxtJhaquPEI/AAAAAAAABtM/7TjYDNWZK0I/s400/mistletoe+belt+buckle.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412000215658806338" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Her cameltoe holds a single jingle bell ring,&lt;br /&gt;And below her belly hole the ol' mistletoe does swing.&lt;br /&gt;Draping her behind, the tinsel shines so fine, it blings...&lt;br /&gt;Sparks fly as she harks on my herald; soon like a caroler, it will sing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"&gt;(...&amp;amp; when she's done she'll start to hum,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"&gt;     "O Cum on Me all over, ye Ol' Faithful.")&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-5200409708951617687?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/5200409708951617687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=5200409708951617687&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/5200409708951617687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/5200409708951617687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/12/christmas-tunes-unexpurgated.html' title='Christmas Tunes Unexpurgated'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SxtJhaquPEI/AAAAAAAABtM/7TjYDNWZK0I/s72-c/mistletoe+belt+buckle.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7762913727878944356</id><published>2009-07-08T23:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T22:45:23.382-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Poem from south of hell and north of Mexico</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Recipient of a blow job, I star in all my songs.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Extra syrup so I can slur it, &amp;amp; supplement my 5-foot bong.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;On dope, and dopey, the pope thinks he might be Hopi.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Our dog, Snoopy Poop, requests we all call him, Opie.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlWZPuQDGpI/AAAAAAAABc0/0A3TlpfCLVo/s1600-h/YourSpinMeRightRound_F_Fullpic_5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 321px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlWZPuQDGpI/AAAAAAAABc0/0A3TlpfCLVo/s400/YourSpinMeRightRound_F_Fullpic_5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356355827219503762" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Up a creek and short one paddle, her ass straddles me like a saddle.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Cross-jostling; my cracker-jackin' devil's bow makes her fiddle faddle.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7762913727878944356?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chicago%20cross-jostle' title='Poem from south of hell and north of Mexico'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/7762913727878944356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=7762913727878944356&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7762913727878944356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7762913727878944356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/07/inappropriate-usual.html' title='Poem from south of hell and north of Mexico'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlWZPuQDGpI/AAAAAAAABc0/0A3TlpfCLVo/s72-c/YourSpinMeRightRound_F_Fullpic_5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-1356436714791299195</id><published>2009-07-08T19:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-17T10:30:31.051-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Emerson Cross-jostle (unfinished ramblings)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVhOf2TL3I/AAAAAAAABac/cMLH0Peo-kE/s1600-h/lady+gaga.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 224px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVhOf2TL3I/AAAAAAAABac/cMLH0Peo-kE/s400/lady+gaga.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356294233522384754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She likes to roll my jumping beans between her fingers...&lt;br /&gt;And, she's quite the sucker for Frankie...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVlCSz8tuI/AAAAAAAABcE/kq46AVg7QRo/s1600-h/slide_1869_24888_large.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVlCSz8tuI/AAAAAAAABcE/kq46AVg7QRo/s400/slide_1869_24888_large.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356298421910943458" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her hips spin me dutchie right round...&lt;br /&gt;Her sumthin' sumthin' whips me cream...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She loves Frankie in her hanky panky; she loves the spanky...&lt;br /&gt;She knows she'll always be his sexy, Mama slut hero.  She's so sweet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVg4fyvL6I/AAAAAAAABaM/Jjcz44mSzYs/s1600-h/ana+barbara+(2).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 339px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVg4fyvL6I/AAAAAAAABaM/Jjcz44mSzYs/s400/ana+barbara+(2).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356293855550320546" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back it up, back it up, side to side.&lt;br /&gt;Slow your roll, Sally, ride that hide.&lt;br /&gt;Rock the whole valley, Girl, don't be shy...&lt;br /&gt;On my twiggle so biggle, just wiggle, wiggle,...&lt;br /&gt;Just let that jello jiggle...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVk8VJ8fSI/AAAAAAAABb8/EBXk14D6KdM/s1600-h/solitude.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVk8VJ8fSI/AAAAAAAABb8/EBXk14D6KdM/s400/solitude.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356298319460859170" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bust a nut here? or we could wait...&lt;br /&gt;And, give yer butt time to decide?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkkhv4R0I/AAAAAAAABbs/R5hqZPdGhpA/s1600-h/normal_LanceStaedler_004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkkhv4R0I/AAAAAAAABbs/R5hqZPdGhpA/s400/normal_LanceStaedler_004.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297910524331842" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pump, pump and dumpin' in yer country bum'kin...&lt;br /&gt;Recycling your junk, and jumping yer drive...&lt;br /&gt;She loves to take one for the team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkzuBzvAI/AAAAAAAABb0/_uo8aYJbT0o/s1600-h/safe_image.php.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkzuBzvAI/AAAAAAAABb0/_uo8aYJbT0o/s400/safe_image.php.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356298171518794754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shaking her tailfeather to the Emerson Cross-jostle, her smoking body keeps the beat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkHt_er3I/AAAAAAAABbM/6IDPdvFzyeY/s1600-h/CustomerPic_000814.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 263px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkHt_er3I/AAAAAAAABbM/6IDPdvFzyeY/s400/CustomerPic_000814.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297415594782578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Frankie Say Relax' tattooed right 'bove her ass...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVjLdPJCbI/AAAAAAAABak/49IOiKToFho/s1600-h/carey_carey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVjLdPJCbI/AAAAAAAABak/49IOiKToFho/s400/carey_carey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356296380304918962" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A 4-leaf clover supernova...&lt;br /&gt;Greets Frankie each time...she bends over...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkMZYqFxI/AAAAAAAABbU/Lp2IMeq_4-c/s1600-h/conducive+to+the+good.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkMZYqFxI/AAAAAAAABbU/Lp2IMeq_4-c/s400/conducive+to+the+good.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297495962588946" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her sticky pleasuredome welcomes to Emerson sure are sweet...&lt;br /&gt;She likes to roll my jumping beans between her fingers...&lt;br /&gt;And, she's quite the sucker for Frankie...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVjnDudjCI/AAAAAAAABas/-R9usyTNRRo/s1600-h/610x.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVjnDudjCI/AAAAAAAABas/-R9usyTNRRo/s400/610x.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356296854493301794" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her hips spin me dutchie right round...&lt;br /&gt;Her sumthin' sumthin' whips me cream...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She loves Frankie in her hanky panky; she loves the spanky...&lt;br /&gt;She knows she'll always be his sexy, Mama slut hero.  She's so sweet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVglph9A0I/AAAAAAAABaE/FRmqtmbEG1A/s1600-h/downsized_0624091742a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVglph9A0I/AAAAAAAABaE/FRmqtmbEG1A/s400/downsized_0624091742a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356293531746763586" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I've got the driver now.&lt;br /&gt;Her ass smokes like fine grass.&lt;br /&gt;Cross-jostling her tuba like a scuba diver down...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkSTEKU5I/AAAAAAAABbc/W4LBFyrTlGo/s1600-h/downsized_0624091745b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkSTEKU5I/AAAAAAAABbc/W4LBFyrTlGo/s400/downsized_0624091745b.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297597345223570" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her mind realigned as her bum blings; her body grinds on Frankie...&lt;br /&gt;The upside of her backsliding, so many blessing for Emerson... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVlI5kzEpI/AAAAAAAABcM/N9Fu0Cqn_Yg/s1600-h/savannah+samson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVlI5kzEpI/AAAAAAAABcM/N9Fu0Cqn_Yg/s400/savannah+samson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356298535395594898" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her insides ironed out, by the zen anarchy love frantic tantric fan trick...&lt;br /&gt;Her body slips, slides &amp; drippin', like she's hammered, dancin', sippin' Guinness, bent;...overturned, a table, right round her ass spins my pine tree and signs it like a cast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She comes.  I come.  Like a storm drain, it rains from her ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkA40lvNI/AAAAAAAABbE/NJYrVw1mIDc/s1600-h/Chief%2520Running%2520Late.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkA40lvNI/AAAAAAAABbE/NJYrVw1mIDc/s400/Chief%2520Running%2520Late.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297298242813138" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apostle cross-jostle.  I come before her to stand behind her to save her soul.&lt;br /&gt;Plunder her treasure.  Loot her booty.  Smokin' her ass so hot, could make diamonds from coal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVmbdg31MI/AAAAAAAABcU/dwVlTEPQeJg/s1600-h/normal_LanceStaedler_003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVmbdg31MI/AAAAAAAABcU/dwVlTEPQeJg/s400/normal_LanceStaedler_003.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356299953792079042" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saving the world, she bends over, flirts, lifts her skirt, spreads her lips, signals Frankie to give her the slip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slip goes the tip, a magic mushroom head fed up and in... The Emerson Cross-jostle pole dance is about to begin... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVj3mph8qI/AAAAAAAABa8/6qlKMEcdsxA/s1600-h/2925292158_bfbd502b23.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVj3mph8qI/AAAAAAAABa8/6qlKMEcdsxA/s400/2925292158_bfbd502b23.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297138745766562" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My name is Emerson, I like to tell her, "You're sittin' on Frankie."  I navigate while you're on top of him; I steer your rear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkeLwLZfI/AAAAAAAABbk/82jXe8lIj-k/s1600-h/MyOtherRide_F_Fullpic_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 321px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVkeLwLZfI/AAAAAAAABbk/82jXe8lIj-k/s400/MyOtherRide_F_Fullpic_1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356297801540789746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ecstasy that you feel &amp; see, the big hard rod of God slammin' inside yer bod...&lt;br /&gt;That rocks your depot deep, like a 10 Mandingo soul train steaming heat...&lt;br /&gt;Taming your body's wild side &amp; every other side,...&lt;br /&gt;Well, his real name is Franklin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVg_yLb-MI/AAAAAAAABaU/_R6xqxVRE5E/s1600-h/bumbling+for+Emerson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVg_yLb-MI/AAAAAAAABaU/_R6xqxVRE5E/s400/bumbling+for+Emerson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356293980744841410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Supposedly, his sleeve is where he wears his heart on.  &lt;br /&gt;And, to please, she'll let her girlfriends share his hard-on.&lt;br /&gt;To worship at the altar of Emerson...&lt;br /&gt;Lip service to Frankie and his jumping beans...&lt;br /&gt;I hope he'll invite me to do the cross-jostle, they dream...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVjtNE3ngI/AAAAAAAABa0/tlvtDjtkT6Q/s1600-h/BowlingRD_1019300.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVjtNE3ngI/AAAAAAAABa0/tlvtDjtkT6Q/s400/BowlingRD_1019300.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356296960082419202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-1356436714791299195?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.crossjostle.blogspot.com/' title='The Emerson Cross-jostle (unfinished ramblings)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/1356436714791299195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=1356436714791299195&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1356436714791299195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1356436714791299195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/07/cross-jostle-adventure-unedited-remix.html' title='The Emerson Cross-jostle (unfinished ramblings)'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVhOf2TL3I/AAAAAAAABac/cMLH0Peo-kE/s72-c/lady+gaga.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-1366813632763637868</id><published>2009-03-23T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T20:41:47.038-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Between Her Thighs an Exercise in Faith</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His tongue tasting her; his thumb basting her...&lt;br /&gt;Her bum shakes as her middle earth quakes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can see it on her ecstatic face; she's got the hard cock religion&lt;br /&gt;... as she says grace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVm4PZRwmI/AAAAAAAABcc/s7s9gwxmcd4/s1600-h/Olivia-Wilde-16.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVm4PZRwmI/AAAAAAAABcc/s7s9gwxmcd4/s400/Olivia-Wilde-16.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356300448218333794" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her juicy pussy lips grip his throbbing penis tip, ...&lt;br /&gt;A sexorcism, followed by a baptism of jism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As she harks on his herald, while he's squeezing her titties,&lt;br /&gt;... the angels hear her start to sing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He cleans out her closet like it's the first day of Spring.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-1366813632763637868?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/1366813632763637868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=1366813632763637868&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1366813632763637868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1366813632763637868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/03/his-tongue-tasting-her-his-thumb.html' title='Between Her Thighs an Exercise in Faith'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVm4PZRwmI/AAAAAAAABcc/s7s9gwxmcd4/s72-c/Olivia-Wilde-16.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-2310554251266036966</id><published>2009-03-23T07:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T07:22:39.629-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why You Want It</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/RqTNwIbwQ2I/AAAAAAAAA48/xkQvpjw6Pew/s1600-h/Sienna_Miller_Vanity_Fair-thumb.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090419705616810850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/RqTNwIbwQ2I/AAAAAAAAA48/xkQvpjw6Pew/s320/Sienna_Miller_Vanity_Fair-thumb.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;When you talk about what you want and why you want it,&lt;br /&gt;there's usually less resistance within you&lt;br /&gt;than when you talk about what you want&lt;br /&gt;and how you're going to get it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/RqTNbYbwQ1I/AAAAAAAAA40/IypAcPRdMtc/s1600-h/shelby221.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090419349134525266" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/RqTNbYbwQ1I/AAAAAAAAA40/IypAcPRdMtc/s320/shelby221.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you pose questions you don't have answers for,&lt;br /&gt;like &lt;em&gt;how, where, when, who,...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it sets up a contradictory vibration&lt;br /&gt;that slows everything down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Abraham-Hicks&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-2310554251266036966?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/2310554251266036966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=2310554251266036966&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2310554251266036966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2310554251266036966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/03/talk-about-why-you-want-it.html' title='Why You Want It'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/RqTNwIbwQ2I/AAAAAAAAA48/xkQvpjw6Pew/s72-c/Sienna_Miller_Vanity_Fair-thumb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-609903324322637499</id><published>2009-01-22T12:52:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T07:22:30.498-07:00</updated><title type='text'>broken fix</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miracle Mile goes on forever it seems&lt;br /&gt;A road devoid of irony, just broken dreams&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An urban Who's Who of sadness &amp; usual suspect types&lt;br /&gt;Strip joints, queers &amp; chippies, smokin' poles &amp; pipes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Strung out Yaquis dealin' heroin just a ways back&lt;br /&gt;The other side, 'bout the size of a small town, a cemetery's packed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder if Hallmark's got a card to cheer up this scene&lt;br /&gt;Out the window of AA I see this, if you know what I mean.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-609903324322637499?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/609903324322637499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=609903324322637499&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/609903324322637499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/609903324322637499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/01/broken-fix.html' title='broken fix'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-8322798348924496049</id><published>2009-01-22T12:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T20:44:42.042-07:00</updated><title type='text'>swimmin' in women?</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gonna dip my fat rook inside her fanny&lt;br /&gt;by hook or by crook in every nook &amp; cranny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVnlgdegyI/AAAAAAAABck/fMbNNp4Lw7c/s1600-h/ana+barbara+in+concert.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVnlgdegyI/AAAAAAAABck/fMbNNp4Lw7c/s400/ana+barbara+in+concert.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356301225893462818" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the pink submarine sinks as I drain her tranny&lt;br /&gt;always wanted to be caught it seems, she never outran me...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-8322798348924496049?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/8322798348924496049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=8322798348924496049&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/8322798348924496049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/8322798348924496049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/01/swimmin-in-women.html' title='swimmin&apos; in women?'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVnlgdegyI/AAAAAAAABck/fMbNNp4Lw7c/s72-c/ana+barbara+in+concert.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-9001021113538265813</id><published>2009-01-20T08:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T08:31:18.528-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bless This Mess</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let go, let God(dess); yes, less stress&lt;br /&gt;Restless past, rest more now&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how the kingdom comes is anybody's guess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SXX7tOOBdBI/AAAAAAAABY4/ZxXQM0GaX9U/s1600-h/Image-1E9EAE10208711D9.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293413691373483026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SXX7tOOBdBI/AAAAAAAABY4/ZxXQM0GaX9U/s400/Image-1E9EAE10208711D9.jpg" border="0" /&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where? Anywhere &amp;amp; everywhere&lt;br /&gt;Come as you are; come on Eileen&lt;br /&gt;Come on an intern's blue dress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SXX7oG03mHI/AAAAAAAABYw/6RfJdT5SCfk/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293413603489585266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 112px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SXX7oG03mHI/AAAAAAAABYw/6RfJdT5SCfk/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" /&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God(dess) bless this mess. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-9001021113538265813?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/9001021113538265813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=9001021113538265813&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/9001021113538265813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/9001021113538265813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/01/bless-this-mess.html' title='Bless This Mess'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SXX7tOOBdBI/AAAAAAAABY4/ZxXQM0GaX9U/s72-c/Image-1E9EAE10208711D9.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-6976659295939843032</id><published>2009-01-01T11:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-17T10:32:57.602-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Smudgestick Motto-Mobile</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SV0duRxKaaI/AAAAAAAABX8/qxltdLhOiOc/s1600-h/carey_carey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286414218483624354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SV0duRxKaaI/AAAAAAAABX8/qxltdLhOiOc/s400/carey_carey.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#330000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Unrelated:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder what the significance is ... of the smudgestick being missing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which one's Page One, the other Village Idiot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm hearin' a ringin' in my head&lt;br /&gt;kinda like i got my dumbass bell wrung&lt;br /&gt;super-retarded superstar,(Report card said, 'Stupidhead,' ... the headlines read.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;was like Santa exploded into the licorice tea&lt;br /&gt;to the fucking V (one love)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Call me, The Sup,"&lt;br /&gt;watch me display my skills on The SouP.&lt;br /&gt;Proud as a Mama at her baby's first poop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rinse, hogwash...&lt;br /&gt;Repeat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;turn the 7 virtues into angelic MILF mothers-of-God&lt;br /&gt;just being difficult like your father, unqualified critics unleashed&lt;br /&gt;and gone wild (&amp;amp; not in the good way)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;reminder note to myself: law of the least effort&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; nEFFERTITTIES preferably&lt;br /&gt;nefertiti&lt;br /&gt;yo&lt;br /&gt;this is the tempo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sir Real, 'Get the fuck off the computer.'"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Okay, fine, but just roll with this, i got just one more thing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;re-reminder note to myself: the law of least effort&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Deal. Here goes."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just wanted to say how I'm starting to talk out loud alone &amp;amp; stuff...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... &amp;amp; I'm grateful that I know that I just gotta always remember&lt;br /&gt;to try to do a little prep&lt;br /&gt;(the effort of a baby step)&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;'cause the whole event might actually be your life now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hownowbrowncow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;purple fucking sparrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;all love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SmC1qf0veaI/AAAAAAAABc8/ZpkPN9Dei30/s1600-h/lily-allen-s-nipple-pops-out-pic-rex-604318013.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 364px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SmC1qf0veaI/AAAAAAAABc8/ZpkPN9Dei30/s400/lily-allen-s-nipple-pops-out-pic-rex-604318013.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359483298272737698" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-6976659295939843032?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/6976659295939843032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=6976659295939843032&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6976659295939843032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6976659295939843032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2009/01/smudgestick-motto-mobile.html' title='Smudgestick Motto-Mobile'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SV0duRxKaaI/AAAAAAAABX8/qxltdLhOiOc/s72-c/carey_carey.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-1465834274937724774</id><published>2008-07-25T09:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T20:46:07.939-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What This Is</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;epimedium and maca and a little ginkgo for the Missus&lt;br /&gt;a grand slammin' breakfast, hostin' a toast to yer juicy kisses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVn5GxxGuI/AAAAAAAABcs/1wJsy_rm1rE/s1600-h/pullout_F_Fullpic_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 321px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVn5GxxGuI/AAAAAAAABcs/1wJsy_rm1rE/s400/pullout_F_Fullpic_2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356301562596629218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got 10 pound balls that are slappin' in time to...&lt;br /&gt;my 13-inch bat ironing out the insides of you&lt;br /&gt;that's what this is&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-1465834274937724774?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/1465834274937724774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=1465834274937724774&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1465834274937724774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1465834274937724774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/07/my-higher-selfs-pothead.html' title='What This Is'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SlVn5GxxGuI/AAAAAAAABcs/1wJsy_rm1rE/s72-c/pullout_F_Fullpic_2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-4000272733317461282</id><published>2008-07-15T22:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:45.978-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ride of a lifetime</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GV8ksLDI/AAAAAAAAA4E/2yALPJbFa-w/s1600-h/at+one.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223478854415035442" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GV8ksLDI/AAAAAAAAA4E/2yALPJbFa-w/s320/at+one.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;our little minds&lt;br /&gt;grown out of the atoms&lt;br /&gt;of the one big mind&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's burpin' out thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2F92HhcsI/AAAAAAAAA3s/hUZHVzudBPg/s1600-h/and+buddha+too.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223478440365224642" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2F92HhcsI/AAAAAAAAA3s/hUZHVzudBPg/s320/and+buddha+too.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;creator and&lt;br /&gt;governor&lt;br /&gt;of the realm of matter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm just connectin' the dots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GORW0ZWI/AAAAAAAAA38/G5M9NxicNgE/s1600-h/thong-girl-babes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223478722555045218" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GORW0ZWI/AAAAAAAAA38/G5M9NxicNgE/s320/thong-girl-babes.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no great machine&lt;br /&gt;the universe is butt&lt;br /&gt;one big thought&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The conclusion of a bongload.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GxA8E2FI/AAAAAAAAA4M/ZGm1vwt2B-I/s1600-h/l_91cfec387d654408ac31d4ec0cc9847b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223479319443331154" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GxA8E2FI/AAAAAAAAA4M/ZGm1vwt2B-I/s200/l_91cfec387d654408ac31d4ec0cc9847b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the best part&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like this pot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GGyew8OI/AAAAAAAAA30/m9XBHgJaVh4/s1600-h/and+everything+else.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223478594007789794" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GGyew8OI/AAAAAAAAA30/m9XBHgJaVh4/s400/and+everything+else.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-4000272733317461282?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/4000272733317461282/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=4000272733317461282&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4000272733317461282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4000272733317461282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/07/ride-of-lifetime.html' title='ride of a lifetime'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2GV8ksLDI/AAAAAAAAA4E/2yALPJbFa-w/s72-c/at+one.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-6672793284072953464</id><published>2008-07-13T16:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:47.012-08:00</updated><title type='text'>sticky dog daze</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;woke up to the sounds&lt;br /&gt;of Britney being banged&lt;br /&gt;in the alley&lt;br /&gt;and the smell of scrambled&lt;br /&gt;eggs and bacon&lt;br /&gt;in the microwave&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2JkwqIvTI/AAAAAAAAA4c/R_sEo32vf9U/s1600-h/Britney-Skank-Hookering.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223482407449574706" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2JkwqIvTI/AAAAAAAAA4c/R_sEo32vf9U/s320/Britney-Skank-Hookering.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hung over and sweatin'&lt;br /&gt;it was the sticky dog days&lt;br /&gt;of summer&lt;br /&gt;a Sunday, if i recall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2JVbyKMbI/AAAAAAAAA4U/il6LWf0hydo/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223482144148042162" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2JVbyKMbI/AAAAAAAAA4U/il6LWf0hydo/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;praise for the phrase that pays&lt;br /&gt;with eyes aglaze&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2J9-TrjAI/AAAAAAAAA4k/i_EMGx4sjuo/s1600-h/68.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223482840610212866" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2J9-TrjAI/AAAAAAAAA4k/i_EMGx4sjuo/s200/68.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-6672793284072953464?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/6672793284072953464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=6672793284072953464&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6672793284072953464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6672793284072953464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/07/sticky-dog-daze_13.html' title='sticky dog daze'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2JkwqIvTI/AAAAAAAAA4c/R_sEo32vf9U/s72-c/Britney-Skank-Hookering.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-1199740155147753589</id><published>2008-07-13T16:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:47.214-08:00</updated><title type='text'>spreading the wealth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2LgvWijeI/AAAAAAAAA4s/miN4-ptaN0s/s1600-h/half-sisters"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223484537402723810" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2LgvWijeI/AAAAAAAAA4s/miN4-ptaN0s/s400/half-sisters" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the gist of it was i gave her&lt;br /&gt;1/2 my jism&lt;br /&gt;the other half her half-sister got&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cuz that last blast&lt;br /&gt;of money shot&lt;br /&gt;went past her fast&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the camera flashed&lt;br /&gt;a smile&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-1199740155147753589?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/1199740155147753589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=1199740155147753589&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1199740155147753589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/1199740155147753589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/07/flow.html' title='spreading the wealth'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2LgvWijeI/AAAAAAAAA4s/miN4-ptaN0s/s72-c/half-sisters' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-3381705927623315484</id><published>2008-07-13T16:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:47.792-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the unfinished Wedding Song</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2QURX9DXI/AAAAAAAAA5M/2LyW5wB_TG4/s1600-h/Nina-Hartley_pornstar_626.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223489820755299698" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2QURX9DXI/AAAAAAAAA5M/2LyW5wB_TG4/s400/Nina-Hartley_pornstar_626.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;remember the first time&lt;br /&gt;you let me inside&lt;br /&gt;(your heart)?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;remember how i tried&lt;br /&gt;to park my car in&lt;br /&gt;your space&lt;br /&gt;your face&lt;br /&gt;??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a smile so wide&lt;br /&gt;i cried&lt;br /&gt;still feels like&lt;br /&gt;the first time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2OpXOPZVI/AAAAAAAAA48/DTUFRdWmm4Q/s1600-h/hot+stuff.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223487984079168850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2OpXOPZVI/AAAAAAAAA48/DTUFRdWmm4Q/s400/hot+stuff.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;the first rhyme&lt;br /&gt;the first line&lt;br /&gt;first lime&lt;br /&gt;first dime&lt;br /&gt;my wood holy you could&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so began our love life o' crime&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; mild punishment&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i was&lt;br /&gt;a rookie&lt;br /&gt;gangster&lt;br /&gt;of love&lt;br /&gt;was just a newbie&lt;br /&gt;with a doobie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2RzkFEdXI/AAAAAAAAA5U/eRatcymf9Zc/s1600-h/mischa-barton-stoner.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2RzkFEdXI/AAAAAAAAA5U/eRatcymf9Zc/s400/mischa-barton-stoner.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223491457863939442" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;she brought the&lt;br /&gt;snacks&lt;br /&gt;to feed&lt;br /&gt;my&lt;br /&gt;thick&lt;br /&gt;13&lt;br /&gt;Scooby&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we were&lt;br /&gt;feeling&lt;br /&gt;groovy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;her smoking on&lt;br /&gt;my doobie&lt;br /&gt;me toking on&lt;br /&gt;her boobies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2PMWBrrtI/AAAAAAAAA5E/itMPEKb9TxY/s1600-h/oxNSFWtvt.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223488585053482706" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2PMWBrrtI/AAAAAAAAA5E/itMPEKb9TxY/s400/oxNSFWtvt.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-3381705927623315484?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/3381705927623315484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=3381705927623315484&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/3381705927623315484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/3381705927623315484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/07/unfinished-wedding-song.html' title='the unfinished Wedding Song'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2QURX9DXI/AAAAAAAAA5M/2LyW5wB_TG4/s72-c/Nina-Hartley_pornstar_626.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-5394192085007973366</id><published>2008-07-13T15:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:48.013-08:00</updated><title type='text'>gotta love new hairdressers</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2N5m_rY0I/AAAAAAAAA40/lMjs06zlzhI/s1600-h/naked-beach-babes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223487163679335234" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2N5m_rY0I/AAAAAAAAA40/lMjs06zlzhI/s400/naked-beach-babes.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i told her i just&lt;br /&gt;wanted a little&lt;br /&gt;trim and a blow-dry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she slapped my face&lt;br /&gt;dropped to her knees&lt;br /&gt;swallowed on my cock&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i don't know why&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-5394192085007973366?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/5394192085007973366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=5394192085007973366&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/5394192085007973366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/5394192085007973366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/07/new-hairdresser.html' title='gotta love new hairdressers'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2N5m_rY0I/AAAAAAAAA40/lMjs06zlzhI/s72-c/naked-beach-babes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-4833660810177502496</id><published>2008-06-27T16:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:49.147-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Firm Belief</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm not a&lt;br /&gt;fan of glass&lt;br /&gt;i prefer&lt;br /&gt;sand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8ZX7c9NI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/QxEOKhs53o8/s1600-h/olivia_wilde_13.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216712518740538578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8ZX7c9NI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/QxEOKhs53o8/s400/olivia_wilde_13.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with a firm belief&lt;br /&gt;in equality&lt;br /&gt;i salute her&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8q3i_heI/AAAAAAAAA0g/TCCEtqpKZF8/s1600-h/olivia_wilde_35.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216712819285657058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8q3i_heI/AAAAAAAAA0g/TCCEtqpKZF8/s400/olivia_wilde_35.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as she blows me&lt;br /&gt;at my command&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV-Ill-GRI/AAAAAAAAA0o/Gp8MW7r1ULM/s1600-h/olivia-wilde-05.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216714429374011666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV-Ill-GRI/AAAAAAAAA0o/Gp8MW7r1ULM/s400/olivia-wilde-05.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my little honey bee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV78-cHZJI/AAAAAAAAAz4/0bGtIdB88aE/s1600-h/0009_Keeley_Hazellzoy_070208_0009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216712030861878418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV78-cHZJI/AAAAAAAAAz4/0bGtIdB88aE/s400/0009_Keeley_Hazellzoy_070208_0009.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she's&lt;br /&gt;the supply&lt;br /&gt;to my&lt;br /&gt;demand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8JVntrdI/AAAAAAAAA0A/4ls7BaDcHMA/s1600-h/david_icke_guide_300.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216712243242970578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8JVntrdI/AAAAAAAAA0A/4ls7BaDcHMA/s400/david_icke_guide_300.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with gratitude&lt;br /&gt;because i can&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8eyKunNI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/6V0hiXSQyUM/s1600-h/never-give-up.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216712611683278034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8eyKunNI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/6V0hiXSQyUM/s400/never-give-up.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freethepoets.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;free the poets&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8OqfSwDI/AAAAAAAAA0I/3y-jk5kfFeY/s1600-h/hokamming.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216712334744141874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8OqfSwDI/AAAAAAAAA0I/3y-jk5kfFeY/s400/hokamming.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-4833660810177502496?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.myspace.com/thehugsandrugs' title='Firm Belief'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/4833660810177502496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=4833660810177502496&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4833660810177502496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4833660810177502496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/06/firm-belief.html' title='Firm Belief'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SGV8ZX7c9NI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/QxEOKhs53o8/s72-c/olivia_wilde_13.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-2394987324585996296</id><published>2008-06-27T00:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:50.140-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://freethepoets.blogspot.com/search?q=Buckingham+Palace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;The “Slow Down, Your Royal Danica” Walkin’ Blues&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Queen of England nearly ran me over&lt;br /&gt;(was thinking) I guess she don’t like my song&lt;br /&gt;But, that’s okay I’m not so fond of her driving skills&lt;br /&gt;Or her lime green hat &amp;amp; what was that?&lt;br /&gt;A granny panty thong?&lt;br /&gt;And, was she blowing the Duke&lt;br /&gt;Or just smoking a bong?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Okay, here's the story, morning glory.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was walking on the grass &amp;amp; headin’ to the palace&lt;br /&gt;I was high on weed &amp;amp; I was thinking ‘bout Alice&lt;br /&gt;Didn’t know the queen was out for her daily afternoon drunk drive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Checking out the sights, I coulda used some sleep&lt;br /&gt;Was dreamin’ about naptime &amp;amp; the global elite&lt;br /&gt;It’s okay to drive in the UK, they say…until you’re 105.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A blue-blooded redneck, a drag racing queen&lt;br /&gt;A few exaggerated metaphors &amp;amp; a crack smoking fiend&lt;br /&gt;I was just walking where the signs said to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don’t know why she was so rude &amp;amp; unpleasant&lt;br /&gt;I heard her cry out, “You stupid peasant.”&lt;br /&gt;Could that really be her majesty talkin’ to me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;And then a different voice in my head said this:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The booty’s loose on her caboose,&lt;br /&gt;I plunder her treasure &amp;amp; come for her pleasure&lt;br /&gt;Tuggin’ on her reigns &amp;amp; fillin’ her storm drains&lt;br /&gt;I make it rain.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;And then some other voice in my head said this:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her drunken Highness couldn’t be talking to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2Setb1xcI/AAAAAAAAA5c/82qnOgixzZA/s1600-h/ahhh+music.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2Setb1xcI/AAAAAAAAA5c/82qnOgixzZA/s400/ahhh+music.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223492199109739970" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;And I’m thinking…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, it’s not quite like shape-shifting elder porn&lt;br /&gt;Just an up-close tourist money shot of Queen Lizzie.&lt;br /&gt;On video, getting’ her Jaguar’s tires all-a-squealin’&lt;br /&gt;Rims spinnin’… Such a strange event, got me feelin’ dizzy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obey all rules in the UK and stay on the path, the signs all say&lt;br /&gt;And, “No Bikes!” Yikes, I was thinking…&lt;br /&gt;It didn’t say “No Car!”&lt;br /&gt;And then I thought of how I love all beer except for Guinness&lt;br /&gt;Thirsty, and how I wished the tour was almost finished&lt;br /&gt;Could I get a cold one, I wondered? Did the palace lobby have a bar?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t want no hassle from the castle&lt;br /&gt;And, it never occurred to me the queen drove a Jag.&lt;br /&gt;Seemed almost special, like a four-leaf clover&lt;br /&gt;When her drunken Highness nearly ran me over&lt;br /&gt;And, then I thought how this might be common &amp;amp; I better not brag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dreaming of a holy grail filled with Bass&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; a sofa for my tired ass at the end of this path&lt;br /&gt;I think they call them Chesterfields here, my dear&lt;br /&gt;Bi-polar banter in my head &amp;amp; my inner ear.&lt;br /&gt;Could probably figure out the probabilities of there being beer&lt;br /&gt;If I knew math.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is that bat shit on that bell, I can’t tell?&lt;br /&gt;Does Big Ben got a clock that tolls for thee?&lt;br /&gt;And, if it tolls for thee, does that mean it also tolls for me?&lt;br /&gt;Or Billy Idol? Should I give a rebel yell?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did Willie Nelson get high atop the Buckingham roof?&lt;br /&gt;And scribble out a message, “I got stoned here and that’s the truth.” ??&lt;br /&gt;Does the royal family frown on grafitti?&lt;br /&gt;Do they sell postcards ‘cause they’re kinda needy?&lt;br /&gt;Are the crown jewels all in hock at the … City of London Oil &amp;amp; Gold Pawn Shop?&lt;br /&gt;It’s in Skolnick’s Report, but the hedge fund managers have the proof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slow down, your drunken Highness. Why don’t you let the Marmaduke of Earl drive?&lt;br /&gt;Or the Earl of Duke, or whatever…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;De-evolution. This song degenerates by the word.&lt;br /&gt;Into metaphors.&lt;br /&gt;For reasons like “no reason.”&lt;br /&gt;Absurd word turds.&lt;br /&gt;Similes.&lt;br /&gt;Similar.&lt;br /&gt;To you and me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moral of the story: &lt;/strong&gt;When in London, wear a helmet. And don’t bow to the queen.&lt;br /&gt;Keep an eye on her.&lt;br /&gt;If ya know what I mean?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-2394987324585996296?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/2394987324585996296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=2394987324585996296&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2394987324585996296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2394987324585996296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/06/slow-down-your-royal-danica-walkin.html' title=''/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SH2Setb1xcI/AAAAAAAAA5c/82qnOgixzZA/s72-c/ahhh+music.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-4732833936912495060</id><published>2008-04-21T23:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:51.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hogwash, Rinse, Repeat</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I usually tune out the news because it's bad and it's stupid&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes curiosity and boredom got me starin' at the baked screen&lt;br /&gt;Can't help but think the talking heads are getting free psychotherapy&lt;br /&gt;On my dime as I smoke it if you know what I mean.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SA2MVQXI2tI/AAAAAAAAAyg/_Q2REA-ym8M/s1600-h/zlp05pc6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191960242225208018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SA2MVQXI2tI/AAAAAAAAAyg/_Q2REA-ym8M/s400/zlp05pc6.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, that one loud, hostile, stinky guy told me to turn in my key&lt;br /&gt;Security guard for the henhouse on the left, the gatekeeper used to be me&lt;br /&gt;I was told some official story lines cannot be boob tube challenged&lt;br /&gt;That's why we have the paparrazzi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SA2L1AXI2sI/AAAAAAAAAyY/I6FtI2__goI/s1600-h/slits.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191959688174426818" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SA2L1AXI2sI/AAAAAAAAAyY/I6FtI2__goI/s400/slits.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-4732833936912495060?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/4732833936912495060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=4732833936912495060&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4732833936912495060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4732833936912495060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/04/hogwash-rinse-repeat.html' title='Hogwash, Rinse, Repeat'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/SA2MVQXI2tI/AAAAAAAAAyg/_Q2REA-ym8M/s72-c/zlp05pc6.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7801485290119013570</id><published>2008-03-30T22:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:52.148-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Operation: Cooperation</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;- &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_WoMnupnTI/AAAAAAAABlQ/J5j2zNT_nlg/s1600-h/xinsrc_052060428163767153562.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185235480763538738" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_WoMnupnTI/AAAAAAAABlQ/J5j2zNT_nlg/s320/xinsrc_052060428163767153562.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We need you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000066;"&gt;Kanye won'tcha please come back down to earth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A festivus for the rest of us;&lt;br /&gt;Gotta all party for all we're worth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;The time is now for our rebirth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_ByY3upnPI/AAAAAAAABkw/xjl5EUukqRw/s1600-h/Kayne-West.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183768942705482994" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_ByY3upnPI/AAAAAAAABkw/xjl5EUukqRw/s320/Kayne-West.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_ByS3upnOI/AAAAAAAABko/gIKmN0Y_Oqg/s1600-h/Brad%2520Pitt%2520Angelina%2520Jolie%2520Family%2520Pic.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183768839626267874" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_ByS3upnOI/AAAAAAAABko/gIKmN0Y_Oqg/s320/Brad%2520Pitt%2520Angelina%2520Jolie%2520Family%2520Pic.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Angelina, Goddess bless you;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;U2;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and God bless you Brad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Operation: Cooperation;&lt;br /&gt;a passion in fashion;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000066;"&gt;Gonna rave dance to the bravest fad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh, to be so cool is oh, to be so rad.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_Bx9XupnNI/AAAAAAAABkg/LoW7D-egZHA/s1600-h/bono_oprah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183768470259080402" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_Bx9XupnNI/AAAAAAAABkg/LoW7D-egZHA/s320/bono_oprah.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;I'm so glad we're all glad&lt;br /&gt;we're all glad.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#000066;"&gt;I'm glad. I'm glad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7801485290119013570?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.myspace.com/thehugsandrugs' title='Operation: Cooperation'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/7801485290119013570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=7801485290119013570&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7801485290119013570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7801485290119013570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/operation-cooperation.html' title='Operation: Cooperation'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vkgVo4E8z0A/R_WoMnupnTI/AAAAAAAABlQ/J5j2zNT_nlg/s72-c/xinsrc_052060428163767153562.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7888120676839034079</id><published>2008-03-23T02:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:53.419-08:00</updated><title type='text'>love dealer be good</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YfjX12FmI/AAAAAAAAArY/Ku0BH7QyRq0/s1600-h/ap2419332.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180863113892075106" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YfjX12FmI/AAAAAAAAArY/Ku0BH7QyRq0/s320/ap2419332.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;She had a tattoo above her ass,&lt;br /&gt;And it said, "Thank you, Sir. &lt;br /&gt;Come again."&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;And I thought,&lt;br /&gt;"Why,...thank you, Ma'am.&lt;br /&gt;Don't mind if I do."&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Yfnn12FnI/AAAAAAAAArg/gtiX1WXl5eo/s1600-h/asian_nude_tattoo_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180863186906519154" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Yfnn12FnI/AAAAAAAAArg/gtiX1WXl5eo/s320/asian_nude_tattoo_1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I almost had it read,&lt;br /&gt;GO, LOVE DEALER, GO!&lt;br /&gt;she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YcRX12FlI/AAAAAAAAArQ/adeynyobpQc/s1600-h/devil-tattoo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180859506119546450" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YcRX12FlI/AAAAAAAAArQ/adeynyobpQc/s320/devil-tattoo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sir Real, you got me comin' for you." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7888120676839034079?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.myspace.com/turduvadove' title='love dealer be good'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/7888120676839034079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=7888120676839034079&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7888120676839034079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7888120676839034079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/love-dealer-be-good_23.html' title='love dealer be good'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YfjX12FmI/AAAAAAAAArY/Ku0BH7QyRq0/s72-c/ap2419332.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7615382046746939833</id><published>2008-03-23T00:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:55.161-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Forward, never straight.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YF8312FcI/AAAAAAAAAqI/XAPQ7cyLjN0/s1600-h/beerfarts_girl14.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180834964676416962" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YF8312FcI/AAAAAAAAAqI/XAPQ7cyLjN0/s320/beerfarts_girl14.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oftentimes,&lt;br /&gt;I'm amazed&lt;br /&gt;at how loaded&lt;br /&gt;sometimes, I gotta get&lt;br /&gt;to be straight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7615382046746939833?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/7615382046746939833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=7615382046746939833&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7615382046746939833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7615382046746939833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/forward-never-straight.html' title='Forward, never straight.'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-YF8312FcI/AAAAAAAAAqI/XAPQ7cyLjN0/s72-c/beerfarts_girl14.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-646380189282625672</id><published>2008-03-22T23:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:55.647-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Almost Close</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X--n12FYI/AAAAAAAAApo/mOb-2EwUyiw/s1600-h/Christina-pr-20.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180827298159793538" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X--n12FYI/AAAAAAAAApo/mOb-2EwUyiw/s320/Christina-pr-20.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone is one of God's children. Goddess? Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At least that's the way my eyes reflect the light.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X_MH12FZI/AAAAAAAAApw/x1MdDDh00QY/s1600-h/FACXG1GQFP_Aisleyne_Horgan_Wallace_Topless_on_holiday_in_Spain_-_jan_8_6_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180827530088027538" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X_MH12FZI/AAAAAAAAApw/x1MdDDh00QY/s320/FACXG1GQFP_Aisleyne_Horgan_Wallace_Topless_on_holiday_in_Spain_-_jan_8_6_.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A rocking motion helps unjam them old stuck emotions. &lt;br /&gt;I go beyond just being almost close but not quite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X_w312FbI/AAAAAAAAAqA/ewwD_8B8s1g/s1600-h/S69-UschiObermaier.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180828161448220082" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X_w312FbI/AAAAAAAAAqA/ewwD_8B8s1g/s320/S69-UschiObermaier.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's quite outtasite. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-646380189282625672?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/646380189282625672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=646380189282625672&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/646380189282625672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/646380189282625672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/almost-close.html' title='Almost Close'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X--n12FYI/AAAAAAAAApo/mOb-2EwUyiw/s72-c/Christina-pr-20.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-78238267785276157</id><published>2008-03-22T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:56.276-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SMM</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X6gH12FXI/AAAAAAAAApg/f-xP31_cj7c/s1600-h/girl_beer_bongs_15.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180822376127272306" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X6gH12FXI/AAAAAAAAApg/f-xP31_cj7c/s400/girl_beer_bongs_15.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said, "If anyone else was married to you,&lt;br /&gt;they'd have to drink so much more."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-78238267785276157?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/78238267785276157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=78238267785276157&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/78238267785276157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/78238267785276157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/say-what.html' title='SMM'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X6gH12FXI/AAAAAAAAApg/f-xP31_cj7c/s72-c/girl_beer_bongs_15.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-4260586526429472792</id><published>2008-03-22T23:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:56.594-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Attitudes of Gratitude</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X5C312FWI/AAAAAAAAApY/pyzXrP4d4P0/s1600-h/thumb_88_450x450.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180820774104470882" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X5C312FWI/AAAAAAAAApY/pyzXrP4d4P0/s320/thumb_88_450x450.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Thank you for the cold beer &amp;amp; the inspiration;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; thank you, angels, for holding my calls.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-4260586526429472792?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/4260586526429472792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=4260586526429472792&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4260586526429472792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/4260586526429472792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/attitudes-of-gratitude.html' title='Attitudes of Gratitude'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-X5C312FWI/AAAAAAAAApY/pyzXrP4d4P0/s72-c/thumb_88_450x450.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-6228237573846642263</id><published>2008-03-22T23:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:56.912-08:00</updated><title type='text'>For What Its Worth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xy6X12FUI/AAAAAAAAApI/UnRaT2H9Lak/s1600-h/santa-cruz-parade-color.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180814031005816130" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xy6X12FUI/AAAAAAAAApI/UnRaT2H9Lak/s400/santa-cruz-parade-color.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got high score&lt;br /&gt;Right before&lt;br /&gt;They unplugged it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-6228237573846642263?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/6228237573846642263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=6228237573846642263&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6228237573846642263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6228237573846642263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/champ-is-here.html' title='For What Its Worth'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xy6X12FUI/AAAAAAAAApI/UnRaT2H9Lak/s72-c/santa-cruz-parade-color.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-8763518036785683394</id><published>2008-03-22T22:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:57.069-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank you, Miss.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xxa312FRI/AAAAAAAAAow/UnRn2WdOJHg/s1600-h/openred.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180812390328309010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xxa312FRI/AAAAAAAAAow/UnRn2WdOJHg/s400/openred.jpg" border="0" /&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gonna drink a bit of water&lt;br /&gt;Find my last beer&lt;br /&gt;And check the time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-8763518036785683394?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/8763518036785683394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=8763518036785683394&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/8763518036785683394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/8763518036785683394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/thank-you-miss.html' title='Thank you, Miss.'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xxa312FRI/AAAAAAAAAow/UnRn2WdOJHg/s72-c/openred.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-4229660653570872839</id><published>2008-03-22T22:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:57.852-08:00</updated><title type='text'>bong song</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xu_H12FOI/AAAAAAAAAoY/uPkr4hKahr4/s1600-h/afongsem01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180809714563683554" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xu_H12FOI/AAAAAAAAAoY/uPkr4hKahr4/s200/afongsem01.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xu4n12FNI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/5Glpe1D7W4A/s1600-h/charlieandmelissa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180809602894533842" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xu4n12FNI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/5Glpe1D7W4A/s400/charlieandmelissa.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Taught by Fong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friends with bongs. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why can't we all just&lt;br /&gt;get a Long&lt;br /&gt;Island iced tea perhaps&lt;br /&gt;and write a song&lt;br /&gt;about strippers?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xx2312FSI/AAAAAAAAAo4/gNg8pkepCRw/s1600-h/302726871417m.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xx2312FSI/AAAAAAAAAo4/gNg8pkepCRw/s400/302726871417m.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180812871364646178" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-4229660653570872839?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.bongsongs.blogspot.com' title='bong song'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xu_H12FOI/AAAAAAAAAoY/uPkr4hKahr4/s72-c/afongsem01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7237953285292975481</id><published>2008-03-22T22:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:58.255-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Coming Soon</title><content type='html'>-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xpi312FKI/AAAAAAAAAn4/dwEA63sYaBk/s1600-h/margaret_nolan16t.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180803731674240162" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xpi312FKI/AAAAAAAAAn4/dwEA63sYaBk/s320/margaret_nolan16t.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They'll both be there right before two or so.&lt;br /&gt;Goddess bless me as I conclude this, yo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xprn12FLI/AAAAAAAAAoA/MI5lEWXgge0/s1600-h/FRONTSMALL1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180803881998095538" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xprn12FLI/AAAAAAAAAoA/MI5lEWXgge0/s320/FRONTSMALL1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In case someone asks you, ...we're &lt;strong&gt;not&lt;/strong&gt; getting loaded.&lt;br /&gt;D'ya think we should maybe try to get in some practice first?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7237953285292975481?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R-Xpi312FKI/AAAAAAAAAn4/dwEA63sYaBk/s72-c/margaret_nolan16t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-6449220537304678232</id><published>2008-03-12T00:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:58.602-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dark Absence of Light</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jJB4RMBAI/AAAAAAAAAm4/9RutYoUhl0Y/s1600-h/Dont%2520Ever%2520Give%2520Up.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177108805783913474" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jJB4RMBAI/AAAAAAAAAm4/9RutYoUhl0Y/s320/Dont%2520Ever%2520Give%2520Up.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jIm4RMA_I/AAAAAAAAAmw/ap2aBEfucMM/s1600-h/woodl06.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177108341927445490" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jIm4RMA_I/AAAAAAAAAmw/ap2aBEfucMM/s320/woodl06.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;"Just another case of almost close, but not quite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got this failing part down to an art form, I should...&lt;br /&gt;really get a copyright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cherry on top is&lt;br /&gt;just how close I...&lt;br /&gt;actually came to getting it right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thinking how no good deed goes unpunished,&lt;br /&gt;I write by candlelight." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-6449220537304678232?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/6449220537304678232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=6449220537304678232&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6449220537304678232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/6449220537304678232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/dark-absence-of-light.html' title='Dark Absence of Light'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jJB4RMBAI/AAAAAAAAAm4/9RutYoUhl0Y/s72-c/Dont%2520Ever%2520Give%2520Up.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-3738509623727089196</id><published>2008-03-12T00:28:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T00:28:55.411-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The L Word - "You Could Be Happy"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-DSf9KH2cs&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed 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rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/l-word-you-could-be-happy.html' title='The L Word - &quot;You Could Be Happy&quot;'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-42265176592249898</id><published>2008-03-12T00:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:59.411-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Recalibrating Bliss</title><content type='html'>-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jEKYRMA5I/AAAAAAAAAmE/IiYXDuYsQPU/s1600-h/dr_gonzo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177103454254662546" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jEKYRMA5I/AAAAAAAAAmE/IiYXDuYsQPU/s320/dr_gonzo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I used to hide my dope &amp;amp; porn inside my pretty much unworn, unread Bible.&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Outta work &amp;amp; out to lunch, I’d bang my drum like I’m all tribal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jE1oRMA7I/AAAAAAAAAmU/-LSMjDbuNp8/s1600-h/vfiles18276.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177104197284004786" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jE1oRMA7I/AAAAAAAAAmU/-LSMjDbuNp8/s320/vfiles18276.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now’s about the time that I recalibrate bliss.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; Reconsider breaking shit that I can’t fix.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jD9IRMA4I/AAAAAAAAAl8/1Jhk6SoSmro/s1600-h/77688_tila_4_123_245lo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177103226621395842" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jD9IRMA4I/AAAAAAAAAl8/1Jhk6SoSmro/s320/77688_tila_4_123_245lo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope, free beer &amp;amp; naked women&lt;br /&gt;bringing angels&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;2 today's&lt;br /&gt;Big phat Revival.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jEV4RMA6I/AAAAAAAAAmM/dd3CD0nPHN0/s1600-h/0009_Keeley_Hazellzoy_070208_0009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177103651823158178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jEV4RMA6I/AAAAAAAAAmM/dd3CD0nPHN0/s400/0009_Keeley_Hazellzoy_070208_0009.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-42265176592249898?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.myspace.com/turduvadove' title='Recalibrating Bliss'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/42265176592249898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=42265176592249898&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/42265176592249898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/42265176592249898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/recalibrating-bliss.html' title='Recalibrating Bliss'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jEKYRMA5I/AAAAAAAAAmE/IiYXDuYsQPU/s72-c/dr_gonzo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-205025594032518614</id><published>2008-03-12T00:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:02:59.685-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mirror, Mirror...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jGAoRMA8I/AAAAAAAAAmc/XDFf_4rEUhw/s1600-h/img_5715%5B1%5D+(2).jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177105485774193602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jGAoRMA8I/AAAAAAAAAmc/XDFf_4rEUhw/s320/img_5715%5B1%5D+(2).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Getting in a&lt;br /&gt;staring contest&lt;br /&gt;with myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm wonderin'&lt;br /&gt;whose side&lt;br /&gt;God is on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... Out of my face, back into place.&lt;br /&gt;A snapping wrist sets the pace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They found the note, where all I'd wrote&lt;br /&gt;Was "Later, I'm gone." ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-205025594032518614?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/205025594032518614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=205025594032518614&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/205025594032518614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/205025594032518614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/mirror-mirror.html' title='Mirror, Mirror...'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jGAoRMA8I/AAAAAAAAAmc/XDFf_4rEUhw/s72-c/img_5715%5B1%5D+(2).jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7039618144854177171</id><published>2008-03-12T00:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:03:00.035-08:00</updated><title type='text'>just laid there</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Ripped on bonghits.&lt;br /&gt;Laying on my side.&lt;br /&gt;Somethin' 'bout the mornin'.&lt;br /&gt;And my brain being perfectly fried.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jGzoRMA9I/AAAAAAAAAmk/61yBysRLsSE/s1600-h/eccentris.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177106361947522002" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jGzoRMA9I/AAAAAAAAAmk/61yBysRLsSE/s320/eccentris.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clutchin' on a pillow.&lt;br /&gt;Did I mention feeling perfectly ripped?&lt;br /&gt;The world around me flipped upside down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the figment of mind that I call me, tripped,...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;... And just laid there.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7039618144854177171?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/7039618144854177171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=7039618144854177171&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7039618144854177171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7039618144854177171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/just-laid-there.html' title='just laid there'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9jGzoRMA9I/AAAAAAAAAmk/61yBysRLsSE/s72-c/eccentris.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-2724509435574639734</id><published>2008-03-12T00:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:03:00.286-08:00</updated><title type='text'>heavenly ass</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9eETIRMA2I/AAAAAAAAAlo/Px_B89XRD6k/s1600-h/alba-longoria-ass-040609.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176751760857629538" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9eETIRMA2I/AAAAAAAAAlo/Px_B89XRD6k/s320/alba-longoria-ass-040609.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m appreciating fine wine from a dirty glass …&lt;br /&gt;As I watch through the window, her fineness walk past …&lt;br /&gt;To see her move … gets me high like the kindest of grass …&lt;br /&gt;Does she know the hypnotic powers of her heavenly ass?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-2724509435574639734?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/2724509435574639734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=2724509435574639734&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2724509435574639734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2724509435574639734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/heavenly-ass.html' title='heavenly ass'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9eETIRMA2I/AAAAAAAAAlo/Px_B89XRD6k/s72-c/alba-longoria-ass-040609.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-7420311777334157298</id><published>2008-03-12T00:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:03:00.513-08:00</updated><title type='text'>of the sobriety variety</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9cpc4RMA0I/AAAAAAAAAlU/b2By4TkxRsY/s1600-h/scarlett.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176651872803226434" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9cpc4RMA0I/AAAAAAAAAlU/b2By4TkxRsY/s320/scarlett.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only time I like 2 B straight&lt;br /&gt;is when I'm havin'&lt;br /&gt;drunk women&lt;br /&gt;4 dessert.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-7420311777334157298?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/7420311777334157298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=7420311777334157298&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7420311777334157298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/7420311777334157298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/of-sobriety-variety.html' title='of the sobriety variety'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9cpc4RMA0I/AAAAAAAAAlU/b2By4TkxRsY/s72-c/scarlett.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-5778704127157332717</id><published>2008-03-12T00:17:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:03:00.878-08:00</updated><title type='text'>deal me in</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9doQIRMA1I/AAAAAAAAAlc/Xt9Mfyioh3Q/s1600-h/smoking-freaks.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9doQIRMA1I/AAAAAAAAAlc/Xt9Mfyioh3Q/s320/smoking-freaks.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176720922992444242" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm already ready 4 Spring&lt;br /&gt;Ready to ring the ol' ding-a-ling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;silly frog chili dog&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-5778704127157332717?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/5778704127157332717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=5778704127157332717&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/5778704127157332717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/5778704127157332717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/deal-me-in.html' title='deal me in'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9doQIRMA1I/AAAAAAAAAlc/Xt9Mfyioh3Q/s72-c/smoking-freaks.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-2932704239560554931</id><published>2008-03-12T00:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:03:01.094-08:00</updated><title type='text'>zen again</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9cj7YRMAyI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Iu6ZCDD1bVI/s1600-h/12.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176645799719469858" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9cj7YRMAyI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Iu6ZCDD1bVI/s320/12.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;brain dizzy 2 the rot&lt;br /&gt;vacation by default&lt;br /&gt;as the neighbors all leave town&lt;br /&gt;I do a somersault&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2800047524351458316-2932704239560554931?l=sluthero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/feeds/2932704239560554931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2800047524351458316&amp;postID=2932704239560554931&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2932704239560554931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2800047524351458316/posts/default/2932704239560554931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sluthero.blogspot.com/2008/03/zen-again.html' title='zen again'/><author><name>the love dealer, Sir Real</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15666847887877997238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2678/4298/1600/31264/bird_poop.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R9cj7YRMAyI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Iu6ZCDD1bVI/s72-c/12.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2800047524351458316.post-5529919954426192359</id><published>2008-01-23T07:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:03:01.938-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Law of Least Effort</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;by Deepak Chopra&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fourth spiritual law of success is the Law of Least Effort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This law is based on the fact that nature's intelligence functions with effortless ease and abandoned carefreeness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the principle of least action, of no resistance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is, therefore, the principle of harmony and love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When we learn this lesson from nature, we easily fulfill our desires.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5dkEE2DhfI/AAAAAAAAAcc/u48eb1s0qBo/s1600-h/barbara-bach05.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158701919358911986" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5dkEE2DhfI/AAAAAAAAAcc/u48eb1s0qBo/s400/barbara-bach05.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you observe&lt;br /&gt;nature&lt;br /&gt;at work,&lt;br /&gt;you will see&lt;br /&gt;that&lt;br /&gt;least effort&lt;br /&gt;is expended.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grass doesn't try to grow, it just grows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fish don't try to swim, they just swim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Flowers don't try to bloom, they bloom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Birds don't try to fly, they fly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is their intrinsic nature.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The earth doesn't try to spin on its own axis;&lt;br /&gt;it is the nature of the earth to spin with dizzying speed and to hurtle through space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.&lt;br /&gt;It is the nature of the sun to shine.&lt;br /&gt;It is the nature of the stars to glitter and sparkle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it is human nature to make our dreams&lt;br /&gt;manifest into physical form,&lt;br /&gt;easily and effortlessly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Vedic Science, the age-old philosophy of India, this principle is known as the principle of economy of effort,&lt;br /&gt;or "do less and accomplish more."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ultimately you come to the state where you do nothing and accomplish everything. This means that there is just a faint idea, and then the manifestation of the idea comes about effortlessly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is commonly called a "miracle" is actually&lt;br /&gt;an expression of the Law of Least Effort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nature's intelligence functions effortlessly, frictionlessly, spontaneously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is non-linear; it is intuitive, holistic, and nourishing.&lt;br /&gt;And when you are in harmony with nature,&lt;br /&gt;when you are established in the knowledge of your true Self,&lt;br /&gt;you can make use of the Law of Least Effort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Least effort is expended when your actions are motivated by love, because nature is held together by the energy of love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you seek power and control over other people,&lt;br /&gt;you waste energy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you seek money or power for the sake of the ego,&lt;br /&gt;you spend energy chasing the illusion of happiness&lt;br /&gt;instead of enjoying happiness in the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you seek money for personal gain only,&lt;br /&gt;you cut off the flow of energy to yourself,&lt;br /&gt;and interfere with the expression of nature's intelligence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But when your actions are motivated by love,&lt;br /&gt;there is no waste of energy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When your actions are motivated by love,&lt;br /&gt;your energy multiplies and accumulates&lt;br /&gt;-- and the surplus energy you gather and enjoy&lt;br /&gt;can be channeled to create anything that you want,&lt;br /&gt;including unlimited wealth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can think of your physical body as a device for controlling energy:&lt;br /&gt;it can generate, store, and expend energy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you know how to generate, store, and expend energy&lt;br /&gt;in an efficient way,&lt;br /&gt;then you can create any amount of wealth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attention to the ego consumes the greatest amount of energy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When your internal reference point is the ego,&lt;br /&gt;when you seek power and control over other people&lt;br /&gt;or seek approval from others,&lt;br /&gt;you spend energy in a wasteful way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When that energy is freed up, it can be rechanneled and used&lt;br /&gt;to create anything that you want.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When your internal reference point is your spirit,&lt;br /&gt;when you are immune to criticism and unfearful of any challenge,&lt;br /&gt;you can harness the power of love,&lt;br /&gt;and use energy creatively for the experience of affluence&lt;br /&gt;and evolution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.doyletics.com/_arj1/artofdre.htm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;The Art of Dreaming&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;, Don Juan tells Carlos Castaneda,&lt;br /&gt;". . . most of our energy goes into upholding our importance....&lt;br /&gt;If we were capable of losing some of that importance,&lt;br /&gt;two extraordinary things would happen to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One, we would free our energy from trying&lt;br /&gt;to maintain the illusory idea of our grandeur;&lt;br /&gt;and two, we would provide ourselves with enough energy&lt;br /&gt;to... &lt;em&gt;catch a glimpse of the actual grandeur of the universe&lt;/em&gt;."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acceptance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are three components to the Law of Least Effort&lt;br /&gt;-- three things you can do to put this principle of&lt;br /&gt;"do less and accomplish more" into action.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first component is acceptance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Acceptance simply means that you make a commitment:&lt;br /&gt;"Today I will accept people, situations, circumstances,&lt;br /&gt;and events as they occur."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This means I will know that this moment&lt;br /&gt;is as it should be,&lt;br /&gt;because the whole universe&lt;br /&gt;is as it should be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This moment -- the one you're experiencing right now --&lt;br /&gt;is the culmination of all the moments you have experienced&lt;br /&gt;in the past.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This moment is as it is&lt;br /&gt;because the entire universe is as it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5dkSE2DhgI/AAAAAAAAAck/7gS-AL6BMLo/s1600-h/milla_jovovich0009.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158702159877080578" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5dkSE2DhgI/AAAAAAAAAck/7gS-AL6BMLo/s400/milla_jovovich0009.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you struggle against this moment,&lt;br /&gt;you're actually struggling against the entire universe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, you can make the decision that today&lt;br /&gt;you will not struggle against the whole universe&lt;br /&gt;by struggling against this moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This means that your acceptance of this moment&lt;br /&gt;is total and complete.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You accept things as they are,&lt;br /&gt;not as you wish they were in this moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is important to understand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can wish for things in the future to be different,&lt;br /&gt;but in this moment you have to accept things as they are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you feel frustrated or upset by a person or a situation,&lt;br /&gt;remember that you are not reacting to the person or the situation,&lt;br /&gt;but to your feelings about the person or the situation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are your feelings,&lt;br /&gt;and your feelings&lt;br /&gt;are not someone else's fault.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you recognize and understand this completely,&lt;br /&gt;you are ready to take responsibility for how you feel and to change it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if you can accept things as they are,&lt;br /&gt;you are ready to take responsibility for your situation&lt;br /&gt;and for all the events you see as problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Responsibility&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This leads us to the second component of the Law of Least Effort:&lt;br /&gt;responsibility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What does responsibility mean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Responsibility means not blaming anyone or anything&lt;br /&gt;for your situation,&lt;br /&gt;including yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having accepted this circumstance, this event, this problem,&lt;br /&gt;responsibility then means the ability to have a creative response&lt;br /&gt;to the situation as it is now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All problems contain the seeds of opportunity,&lt;br /&gt;and this awareness allows you to take the moment&lt;br /&gt;and transform it to a better situation or thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once you do this, every so-called upsetting situation&lt;br /&gt;will become an opportunity for the creation&lt;br /&gt;of something new and beautiful,&lt;br /&gt;and every so-called tormentor or tyrant&lt;br /&gt;will become your teacher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reality is an interpretation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if you choose to interpret reality in this way,&lt;br /&gt;you will have many teachers around you,&lt;br /&gt;and many opportunities to evolve.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whenever confronted by a tyrant, tormentor,&lt;br /&gt;teacher, friend, or foe&lt;br /&gt;(&lt;em&gt;they all mean the same thing&lt;/em&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;remind yourself, "This moment is as it should be."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life&lt;br /&gt;at this moment&lt;br /&gt;are precisely the ones you need in your life&lt;br /&gt;at this moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a hidden meaning behind all events,&lt;br /&gt;and this hidden meaning&lt;br /&gt;is serving your own evolution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Defenselessness&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third component of the Law of Least Effort is defenselessness,&lt;br /&gt;which means that your awareness is established in defenselessness,&lt;br /&gt;and you have relinquished the need to convince or persuade others&lt;br /&gt;of your point of view.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you observe people around you,&lt;br /&gt;you'll see that they spend ninety-nine percent of their time&lt;br /&gt;defending their points of view.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you just relinquish the need to defend your point of view,&lt;br /&gt;you will in that relinquishment,&lt;br /&gt;gain access to enormous amounts of energy&lt;br /&gt;that have been previously wasted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you become defensive, blame others,&lt;br /&gt;and do not accept and surrender to the moment,&lt;br /&gt;your life meets resistance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any time you encounter resistance,&lt;br /&gt;recognize that if you force the situation,&lt;br /&gt;the resistance will only increase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't want to stand rigid like a tall oak&lt;br /&gt;that cracks and collapses in the storm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, you want to be flexible,&lt;br /&gt;like a reed that bends with the storm&lt;br /&gt;and survives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Completely desist from defending your point of view.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you have no point to defend,&lt;br /&gt;you do not allow the birth of an argument.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you do this consistently&lt;br /&gt;-- if you stop fighting and resisting --&lt;br /&gt;you will fully experience the present,&lt;br /&gt;which is a gift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone once told me,&lt;br /&gt;"The past is history,&lt;br /&gt;the future is a mystery,&lt;br /&gt;and this moment is a gift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is why this moment is called 'the present'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5dknU2DhhI/AAAAAAAAAcs/ssAd3AQZ_uE/s1600-h/we_amy2.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158702524949300754" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5dknU2DhhI/AAAAAAAAAcs/ssAd3AQZ_uE/s400/we_amy2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you embrace the present and become one with it,&lt;br /&gt;and merge with it,&lt;br /&gt;you will experience a fire,&lt;br /&gt;a glow, a sparkle of ecstasy&lt;br /&gt;throbbing in every living sentient being.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you begin to experience this exultation of spirit&lt;br /&gt;in everything that is alive,&lt;br /&gt;as you become intimate with it,&lt;br /&gt;joy will be born within you,&lt;br /&gt;and you will drop the terrible burdens&lt;br /&gt;and encumbrances of defensiveness,&lt;br /&gt;resentment, and hurtfulness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only then will you become lighthearted,&lt;br /&gt;carefree,&lt;br /&gt;joyous, and free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this joyful, simple freedom,&lt;br /&gt;you will know without any doubt in your heart&lt;br /&gt;that what you want is available to you&lt;br /&gt;whenever you want it,&lt;br /&gt;because your want will be from the level of happiness,&lt;br /&gt;not from the level of anxiety or fear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do not need to justify;&lt;br /&gt;simply declare your intent to yourself,&lt;br /&gt;and you will experience fulfillment, delight,&lt;br /&gt;joy, freedom, and autonomy&lt;br /&gt;in every moment of your life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make a commitment to follow the path of no resistance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the path through which nature's intelligence&lt;br /&gt;unfolds spontaneously,&lt;br /&gt;without friction or effort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you have the exquisite combination of acceptance,&lt;br /&gt;responsibility, and defenselessness,&lt;br /&gt;you will experience life flowing&lt;br /&gt;with effortless ease.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you remain open to all points of view&lt;br /&gt;-- not rigidly attached to only one --&lt;br /&gt;your dreams and desires will flow with nature's desires.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then you can release your intentions,&lt;br /&gt;without attachment,&lt;br /&gt;and just wait for the appropriate season&lt;br /&gt;for your desires to blossom into reality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can be sure that&lt;br /&gt;when the season is right,&lt;br /&gt;your desires will manifest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5d1wk2DhiI/AAAAAAAAAc0/VQw3rh2ONLE/s1600-h/100_2347.JPG"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158721375560762914" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8koFnTJz1Vo/R5d1wk2DhiI/AAAAAAAAAc0/VQw3rh2ONLE/s400/100_2347.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hippiegoddess.com/index.php?section=5"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003333;"&gt;This is the Law of Least Effort.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sluthero.blogspot.com/"&gt;back to top&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div 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